How do I do know this? CNN reported it. (I’ll provide you with time to regain consciousness.)
Yes, the official community of Zoom call masturbators really bought one thing proper. CNN, the place the N stands for “Never mind.”
Now, the story was on their website, however it got here out on a Saturday, when persons are watching sports activities, enjoying with their youngsters or changing their bong water. (Shoutout to Steve Doocy.) According to their web site, a criminal offense wave occurred in 2020 and stretched into 2021 in Democrat-run cities. In NYC, murder spiked 14%. In Chicago, it spiked 33% — together with a report 18 killings in in the future. Los Angeles, 36%. Memphis noticed a rise of 100-plus killings. Cities the place defunding the police was pushed bought hit the toughest. The excellent news is that most of the financial savings went to gunshot-related well being care.
All this made the CNN web site on a Saturday. Meanwhile, when the precise crime was going down, what was CNN saying in primetime? You should bear in mind this:
DON LEMON, JULY 7, 2020: [imitating Trump sarcastically] Democratic cities are in chaos proper now, is that this what you need from Joe Biden they usually’re going to take your nation away they usually’re taking down the statues and —
CHRIS CUOMO: [joining in]: Crime is rising.
LEMON: [continuing] Oh, my gosh, it is so unhealthy. And they get defunding police. [Normal voice] It’s like — [long, exasperated exhale].
Like Mick Jagger’s face, that has not aged effectively. So what was Lemon’s response to actual crime information? Well, he did what any trustworthy reporter would do. He went to dinner.
DON LEMON, SEPT. 17, 2020: If you watch a sure state TV and also you pay attention to conservative media, you’ll suppose that, you understand, complete cities are simply embroiled in fights and fires and no matter. We went out, had an incredible dinner in New York City tonight. People really walked up to us and mentioned, ‘Thank you for — I watch you each evening. I can not consider they did not do a double take at us really hanging out and never seeing us on the TV display. But New York City was not a hellscape, was it?
Oh, Don, they did a double take as a result of they could not consider you’ll put on mother denims to an Applebee’s. But judging by his rankings, it is all the time surprising when he is acknowledged. Just so you understand, as he mentioned all that, folks had been nonetheless being killed throughout the nation. So why mock the reality? Because it uncovered their very own help of violence.
CHRIS CUOMO, JUNE 2, 2020: And please present me the place it says the protests are supposed to be well mannered and peaceable, as a result of I can present you that outraged residents are those who’ve made America what she is and led to any main milestone.
Actually, it is within the Constitution, jackass. But anticipating Chris to learn is like anticipating his brother to hold his hands off the help.
Smart folks knew that getting rid of police and justifying looting and property destruction would lead to chaos, however the media refused to say so as a result of it ruined their narrative and made them complicit in demise. But hey, perhaps the demise was principally peaceable.
So as a substitute of focusing on the crime wave, they energized the protests, which pressured police to shift officers from neighborhoods stricken by crime to babysitting purple-haired, chubby undergrads. I imply, try the mug photographs of these spoiled White rioters, most of whom appear to be members of a boarding college AV membership. They loved enjoying terrorism tourism, realizing they’d safely go residence to the ‘burbs after they completed burning down the cities. Now, that is privilege.
Remember, when you watched these screaming, petulant creeps shout at the stoic police, someplace throughout city, a bodega was being robbed or burned. Because officers diminished jail populations to forestall inmates from getting COVID, harmless residents had been attacked by violent thugs who had been both launched early or simply by no means detained. Overcrowded court docket techniques postponed the justice system altogether as even the dumbest thugs realized accountability for his or her actions not existed. Turns out, COVID has been the most effective factor to occur to criminals since Democrats.
Welcome to clown world: Violent criminals launched so they will not get COVID and enterprise homeowners arrested for trying to keep the lights on. The Ferguson impact made it worse, when police pull again on policing as a result of they knew in the event that they even attempt to do their job, they’d lose their job or go to jail. This, alongside with low police morale, boosted crime charges in cities with already excessive charges of crime, which means cities with a big minority inhabitants. Once once more, the folks the woke faux to assist, they find yourself hurting, and the clowns main this phony campaign get rankings and raises. An Emmy nomination cannot be far off.
So the place are we now? What occurs if the Derek Chauvin trial final result would not go the best way the media deliberate and hoped for? The expectations are that the cop is discovered responsible of homicide. But are you positive that is going to occur? If not, what occurs then? Remember the riots and the looting from final 12 months? It’ll be again, besides it will be manner worse. The media simply set the desk for extra ungodly mayhem. I simply hope it would not spoil Don Lemon’s dinner.
This article is customized from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the April 8, 2021 version of “Gutfeld!”