Tyrus: Antifa just need a ‘good old-fashioned spanking’

This is a rush transcript from “Gutfeld!,” April 30, 2021. This copy is probably not in its remaining kind and could also be up to date.


CRAIG MELVIN, NBC ANCHOR: And then there these rumors that the primary household was contemplating adopting a cat. Is that true?

JILL BIDEN, FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES: Oh, sure. And that’s true. Yes.

MELVIN: Can you affirm that?

J. BIDEN: He’s ready within the wings. She. She is ready within the wings.

MELVIN: Was this your thought, Mr. President?



GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS HOST: He does not know what a cat is. Keep clapping, what’s your drawback? All proper. The factor about rebel, very similar to doing Whippets. It’s solely enjoyable in small bursts, let it go and heated and even sympathize with it. It solely grows and like my bikini line throughout lockdown. It activates you. Reminds me the time I rescued a poor kitten outdoors my residence solely to study a few months later, it was a raccoon.

Whatever was initially lovely. Now evil. It’s like relationships. Some girls date the dangerous boy with the face tattoo as a result of he is enjoyable and harmful. But it is not enjoyable a yr later when he offered all of your furnishings and he is handed out in your front room which can be the place he retains his bike and his meth lab. Which brings us to Antifa and Ted Wheeler, the mayor of Portland, Oregon. Last July he stood with rioters after 100 nights of Mayhem or as CNN known as it peaceable protesting.

As they tried to injure the police. He tried to play the hip stepdad promising he’ll purchase you a beer in the event you promise to drink it at house.


MAYOR TED WHEELER (D-OR), PORTLAND: With you, it doesn’t matter what. And if they need tear fuel towards you. They are desirous to tear fuel towards me.


GUTFELD: Hmm, to avoid wasting his skinny white pores and skin there he was standing facet by facet with nuts, as if he was competing within the three-legged race at a Manson household reunion. And but they stored rioting. Remember, it was Wheeler who rejected assist from the Trump White House and slammed those that needed to revive legislation and order to a as soon as nice metropolis.


WHEELER: The phrases and actions from President Trump within the Department of Homeland Security have proven that that is an assault on our democracy. Keep your troops in your individual buildings or have them go away our metropolis.


GUTFELD: OK, Braveheart. Yes. How courageous is that rejecting lifesaving assist from Trump, just saying can keep avenue cred with the scum. And but the rioting did not cease. So, what did the mayor do subsequent? The identical factor. A month later.


WHEELER: I’m going to do the work that I need to do right here in my area people with my native officers to take accountability for what’s occurring on our streets. And I’d recognize that both the president helps us or he stayed the hell out of the way in which.


GUTFELD: Well, like Charlie Sheen’s enamel that has not aged effectively. Now you are later even a dumb ass like Wheeler would notice he selected the flawed allies. Who knew you could not belief a bunch of offended dweebs wrapped in bandanas, torching buildings, whereas roaming the streets enjoying Pokemon Go? His new mates even confirmed up, present the respect by chasing him out of his very personal residence.

But Wheeler thought, hey, possibly if I pet the crocodile, the reptile will not eat me. Not in order that they continued.



GUTFELD: I do know you suppose anarchists would take heed to the pleadings of a weak mayor who appears extra at house educating therapeutic massage remedy at a strip mall than working a metropolis. So lastly, like a mob rat working with the FBI, he introduced he wanted assist getting his outdated allies arrested and unmasked and requested the general public to get their names and license plates to do the work that he refused to do.


WHEELER: Our job is to unmask them, arrest them and prosecute them. These folks usually arrive at their so-called direct actions in vehicles and so they’re all wearing all black. If you see this, name the police. If you possibly can present a license plate. If you are able to do so safely, that info might help later.


GUTFELD: Oh. OK, Rambo. Now he needs residents to threat their lives as if he backed them up when the (BLEEP) hits the fan. But we have already seen how he turned his again on the cops. But no shock to Antifa nonetheless went on damaging faculties and church buildings and naturally their probabilities of ever having success in life. And now they launch a video by which not solely do they ducked the mayor, they threatened to kill him.


UNIDENTIFIED MALE: We have been asking for the final time that you simply resign. If you ignore this message outright the destruction to your treasured lifestyle goes to escalate. Blood is already in your arms the subsequent time. It could just be your individual.


GUTFELD: You know, I do know that alleged to sound scary, however you already know the individual behind that phony voice is a Dorito-stained blob, who needed to peel himself from his gaming chair for the primary time in months. And possibly that’s his actual voice. He’s just respiratory heavy from standing up too quick. He seemingly has a hygiene drawback as a result of he solely showers as soon as each moon part. Still, they threaten a political chief with demise.

Then once more, so did Madonna and Johnny Depp and it did not actually matter, nevertheless it ought to. But they’re now threatening a Democrat. So possibly it’d matter for as soon as. I suppose you’d name this terrorism, however they are not Trump’s supporters are white supremacists. Sorry, that is redundant, based on the media.

By the way in which, if you wish to see white terrorists, take a take a look at the mug pictures of Portland rioters, even for a metropolis that is 75 % white, they’re suspiciously pasty. Apparently, pupil mortgage debt causes inexperienced hair and zits. I’m beginning to suppose the remedy for Antifa is getting laid. So, I get no pleasure over Wheeler being threatened and I hope he discovered one thing from this. Other than that it is not applicable to put on a cardigan to a riot.

But possibly you must facet with the residents earlier than you facet with those that wish to harm them. This is on web page two of be a mayor handbook. You thought that by courting the barbarians they might cease on the gate. They did not. They appropriately surmised, you had much less balls than a bodybuilder on steroids. And they ran you into the bottom like a rental automobile. That’s what occurs whenever you fake that you can be a mayor of a metropolis however you seem like you are suited to be supervisor at Circuit City. We’re right here for you, Ted, you need assist. America’s acquired you. Even if you do not get us.


GUTFELD: Let’s welcome tonight’s friends. They created a morning present to make him suppose he has mates. Fox and Friend’s cohost Brian Kilmeade. She’s the one Kennedy we dressed for a experience house. Host of “KENNEDY” on Fox Business Network. Kennedy. He’s so good. Einstein copied his homework. Former White House press secretary and Fox News contributor, Ari Fleischer. And each image of him is the large image. My huge sidekick and host of “NUFF SAID” on Fox Nation, Tyrus.

So Brian, you’ve got been a lengthy standing supporter of Antifa for years. I guess you’re feeling fairly gross proper now.

BRIAN KILMEADE, FOX NEWS HOST: All proper. I remorse if I needed to choose a terror group. I picked the flawed one.


KILMEADE: But I discovered it is not just Antifa, it is also BLM collectively destroying the town, which I feel is essential. One factor was fairly clear and solely this present put it collectively the ageing of Ted Wheeler. I’ve by no means seen anyone age sooner —


KILMEADE: — than a man with 100-plus days of rioting. And there’s one different factor I discovered from Ted Wheeler that you must most likely be mindful and the nation ought to study from. You have spent your life not pleasing folks.

GUTFELD: That is true.

KILMEADE: And that’s be just right for you. And if on daily basis you do not please anybody and that Ted Wheeler tried to please and he finally ends up embarrass. So the Greg Gutfeld mantra is please nobody make nobody joyful and the remainder of the nation can stay fortunately ever after.

GUTFELD: I feel my spouse may agree with that. OK. Good job.

KILMEADE: Your sidekick does.

GUTFELD: Yes. This is deeply hurtful. I need you to know that I’m spending this weekend crying. Kennedy, that is your —



GUTFELD: Yes, that is true. You know, Kennedy, at any time when we discuss this, you at all times say Ted Wheeler is terrible. But the choice is worse. So there’s really — you can add — in the event you say like they acquired to do away with them. The subsequent alternative for mayor is normally like a squirrel with a methamphetamine drawback or —

MONTGOMERY: That really can be an enchancment.


MONTGOMERY: The girl that ran towards him and so they have been neck and neck going into the November election was really an Antifa supporter.


MONTGOMERY: So possibly they’re attempting to get him to resign. And they’re dumdums. And they suppose that the order of succession is just the subsequent one who virtually acquired probably the most votes within the final election. That’s not essentially the way it works. But it is actually unhappy to see the town the place I grew up and devolve into this.


MONTGOMERY: And they’ve been on a lengthy, sluggish decline for fairly a while. And it is not stunning. And that is what occurs whenever you attempt to appease a group of home terrorists.


MONTGOMERY: It does not finish effectively. And this really is — and I used to be studying this text at the moment to my 12-year-old daughter, and I used to be telling her that is what home terrorism is.


MONTGOMERY: When you are threatening somebody’s life, whenever you’re threatened to kill somebody for a political final result whenever you’re attempting to scare them into altering their conduct. That’s textbook terrorism.

GUTFELD: Yes. You know —


TYRUS, FOX NATION HOST: Your daughter goes to have nightmares. You’re studying to her.

MONTGOMERY: Well, she’s already residing in New York City.


MONTGOMERY: Sounds like a huge enchancment mother.

GUTFELD: If I’ve youngsters, I’m by no means going to learn to them.

TYRUS: Good thought.

KILMEADE: Unless you discuss prompter.

GUTFELD: Yes, after all. What’s that imply? All proper. Enough. You. Ari, OK. We all agree that terrorism of any stripe is dangerous. But for some cause, such a terrorism is form of virtually excusable by our mainstream media.

ARI FLEISCHER, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Well, after all it’s as a result of the left is tolerant. So whenever you tolerantly threatened to homicide anyone, you are still being tolerant. Just because the cloak that you simply get to put on whenever you come from the mushy facet of the left.


FLEISCHER: And the press just rolls proper together with it. But, you already know, all of this nonsense started in Minneapolis after the George Floyd homicide. The mayor of Minneapolis stated the answer was radical love. If you do not forget that. And then it unfold to the summers of affection in Portland and Seattle, which after all just opened up the floodgates within the doorways for the hatred, the looting, of violence, the mayhem and the riots.

And this is delivered to you by the left and I’m glad you condemn it. I’m glad you convey consideration to it. And I’m glad the mayor has flipped flopped after 100 nights of riots.

GUTFELD: Yes, you already know, Tyrus, I need to ask you, in the event you have been mayor, how would you remedy this drawback now or is it too late?


TYRUS: Oh, it might have been over a JUMP, it might have been over a bounce. First of all, I’d have supported my police division from JUMP, I’d have made positive that they had racism and all of the services they wanted and I’d have the National Guard in there like that, like what? Like that. There ought to have been — he had a — he had a second although he ought to have identified that he was on the flawed facet of it.

If you watch the video when he turns his, me my constituents and there was nobody behind him. He watched that video again when he motioned to the again. It was empty chairs. Even the — even the crusing, this man was like, no, not me. It’s on the tape. Watch it. But, you already know, it is that outdated — that outdated story, The Frog and the Scorpion.


TYRUS: Doesn’t matter the way you carry him and what you promise them finally they will sting you. This is not even a political group. You do not have sufficient depth to have a political agenda. It’s just give me free stuff or I’ll burn you down. If — they’re just kids that need a good quaint spanking and who higher than the boys in blue and our National Guard to get issues proper down there.

MONTGOMERY: But they’re arrested however the DA won’t cost them with something. So it is a catch and launch program. And Mike Schmidt who’s the D.A. in Portland has achieved an unbelievable disservice to individuals who stay there and companies in all the group and to not point out individuals who would ever go go to there. Why would you?

TYRUS: See, if I used to be married, it might be catch and catch.

GUTFELD: Yes. Exactly.


TYRUS: Catch and preserve. Catch and preserve catching preserve can be my philosophy and the final would have been out.

GUTFELD: But I’d be catch and launch however from a bridge.


GUTFELD: No, no, no. A brief little bridge in order that they land comfortably in water.


MONTGOMERY: It is the town of bridges.


MONTGOMERY: It’s the town of bridges.

GUTFELD: It is a stunning metropolis of bridges.

TYRUS: Lots of fog too. Hard to establish. Let’s level that on the market.

GUTFELD: Being arduous to establish, what occurs like within the — in some unspecified time in the future, this Antifa factor goes to die down. How do they get jobs? Do they get jobs? Are these just — will we find yourself just taking good care of these (BLEEP) idiots?

KILMEADE: No one’s working and now Antifa, all it’s important to do is apply for to get your unemployment poster in school at the least till — they will occur till at the least September.


KILMEADE: So they cannot wait or they cannot get that busboy job they aspire to. It’s not going to occur.


GUTFELD: No, no, no. Yes. Don’t knock the busboys.

KILMEADE: I’m sorry. I apologize.

GUTFELD: You know what, Fox and Friends elitists together with your curvy couches and your cooking segments suppose you possibly can come up in right here and bash the busboys?

TYRUS: Right. Yes.

GUTFELD: You know, neither (INAUDIBLE) would do this. The outdated one or the opposite one.

KILMEADE: You are — you are offended concerning the busboys than you might be about Antifa.


TYRUS: We do not know his backstory. We do not know his years of —


GUTFELD: I used to be raised by busboys.



KILMEADE: I prefer to see these adoption paper.

TYRUS: We’re lacking the purpose although, they’re out in search of jobs to get elitist to donate GoFundMe pages.



KILMEADE: No, you already know what they wish to be.

TYRUS: You know, they get — so there is no level to work.

FLEISCHER: No, no, no, no, once they develop up, all of them wish to be social media influencers, that is their job.

GUTFELD: Well, good luck with that. All proper. We acquired to take a break. I’m so enthusiastic about this subsequent block, it is Fauci vs. Rogan within the newest vaccine wars.


GUTFELD: It’s the UFC versus the CDC. Podcast King Joe Rogan needed to clarify his feedback about younger folks and the COVID vaccine after getting corrected by Pope Fauci. This is what Rogen initially stated.


Joe Rogan, UFC colour commentator: People say, do you suppose it is protected to get vaccinated? I’ve stated, sure, I feel for probably the most half, it is protected to get vaccinated. I do. I do. But in the event you’re like 21 years outdated and also you say to me, ought to I get vaccinated? I’m going, no. Are you wholesome? Are you a wholesome individual? Like, look, do not do something silly however you must deal with your self. But there’s a lot of jobs that may inform you need to have this.


GUTFELD: Of course, the one factor the media took from that was younger folks do not need to get vaccinated. The headlines get written and it turns into a factor. Next factor, you already know, Fauci is getting requested about it on the at the moment’s present, by no means heard of it. Seriously, when is Pfizer going to offer us a vaccine to inoculate us from listening to Fauci’s opinions? Fauci stated Rogan was incorrect as a result of although a younger wholesome one who catches COVID won’t have signs, they might nonetheless unfold it to another person.


DR. ANTHONY FAUCI, DIRECTOR NATIONAL, INSTITUTE FOR ALLERGIES AND INFECTIOUS DISEASE: So if you wish to solely fear about your self and never society, then that is OK. But in the event you’re saying to your self, even when I get contaminated, I might do harm to anyone else. Even if I’ve no signs in any respect. And that is the rationale why you have to watch out and get vaccinated.


GUTFELD: Fine. But that is not what Joe was speaking about. He was solely addressing the well being dangers of a 21-year-old alone. Anyway, now it is actually large factor as a result of Fauci weighed in and now Rogan has to reply.


ROGAN: I’m not an anti-vax individual.


ROGAN: In reality, I stated, I consider they’re protected. And I encourage many individuals to take them. My dad and mom have been vaccinated. I just stated, I do not suppose that in the event you’re a younger, wholesome individual that you simply need it, their argument was, you need it for different folks.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: So you do not transmit the virus?

ROGAN: That makes extra sense.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: So I’m a younger —


ROGAN: That’s — however that is a completely different argument. That’s a completely different dialog.



GUTFELD: Fair sufficient. But bear in mind Joe’s outdated job? It was nuts.


UNIDENTIFIED MALE: The popping sound is the outer membrane breaking. I by no means stop to be amazed at what you preach eat.


GUTFELD: Who would have thought that a man whose job was to get contestants to eat deer testicles wasn’t the most effective individual to go to for well being recommendation? Yes, these have been deer testicles in case you missed. But you — no person remembers Fear Factor?

MONTGOMERY: I’d have dominated that present. I’ll eat something.

GUTFELD: Is that true?

MONTGOMERY: I had eaten so many alternative species of testicle. I’d have eaten canines, I’ve eaten snakes, I’ve eaten males trails —


GUTFELD: You really eat balls.

MONTGOMERY: I do. I’m filled with them.

GUTFELD: You’re like a type of lotto machines.

MONTGOMERY: Yes. You just pull my arm and woop.

TYRUS: If we have been enjoying I by no means, I’d say I by no means.

GUTFELD: Yes. But you already know what, Joe did not actually say something flawed.

FLEISCHER: Yes, he did.

GUTFELD: That’s a quite common sense form of factor.

FLEISCHER: He stated one thing flawed. If you are 21, and also you’re wholesome, get your vaccine.

GUTFELD: No, however —

FLEISCHER: That’s — that — everyone ought to get it. And if there are individuals who just for spiritual causes, different causes do not and it is so long as teeny tiny minority revered. But in the event you’re 21, you are wholesome. Get your vaccine. So you do not get this factor from anyone else. Though it is not going to be extra severe than the flu for many younger, wholesome folks. Who needs to get the flu? Get your flu shot, get this shot, it doesn’t matter what your age.

GUTFELD: Well, you already know, Brian, I heard by way of the grapevine that folks at Fox and Friends have been deliberately attempting to contaminate you with COVID.

KILMEADE: Which is form of attention-grabbing. It’s form of aggressive. I suppose I’m form of abrasive to the crew. And I’ve a little bit of a mood.

GUTFELD: You do.

KILMEADE: So, I did not know I had enemies to not that time.


GUTFELD: I hear you do not discuss to folks within the elevator.

KILMEADE: That’s true. Absolutely. So David Lee Miller acquired you that info as a result of he’s our most interesting investigative reporter. What I did, in contrast to the way in which Kennedy ready for this section, specializing in deer.

MONTGOMERY: Oh, pure protein?

KILMEADE: Right. I give attention to the mathematics. And really Joe Rogan who’s acquired actually $100 million to dig his podcast to Spotify. He’s a type of influential folks within the nation. So if you do not know him, get it and sustain with it. He additionally in the identical section says he takes testosterone, ton of nutritional vitamins. So, he says that he will get vaccinated. But for a 21-year-old, the probabilities of dying from that is .08 %, so it is lower than one %.


KILMEADE: So what he is saying is definitely not flawed.

GUTFELD: I do know. I do know. I agree. I agree. But I feel on this case, it is all about the fee profit evaluation that you simply make by yourself. What you are saying is that you simply’re, you already know, it does not harm, do it and also you need in reality, different folks, however I feel — I do not know, my — I’m taking a look at it this fashion, Tyrus. I feel that prefer it’s just the media — the media seems at Rogen and so they acquired to take him down.


GUTFELD: Because he is discovered the third approach. I imply, he does not — you possibly can’t — he cannot be canceled. He might do with it. Like you stated he is with —


KILMEADE: But he is taken down his outdated reveals, Greg,

GUTFELD: I do know. Yes.

KILMEADE: Did you see that?

GUTFELD: Yes. They’re going to do this with Fox and Friends too. We’re really going to –we’re really going to take down — I heard that they will take down future Fox and Friends reveals earlier than they even air.

KILMEADE: That’s — that’ll be the worst solution to get fired.


KILMEADE: You’re going to be on nonetheless on the present however sooner or later, you are fired.


KILMEADE: Can you place the radio present subsequent time you place me down? Because I would really like some extra —


GUTFELD: I like your radio present. I like your radio present.

TYRUS: I’ve been on it. It’s cool.

GUTFELD: Yes, sure.

KILMEADE: Thank you.

FLEISCHER: It’s going to get fired.


TYRUS: I imply — so your query was, you already know, I acquired — I wing it. I acquired it.


TYRUS: He gave his opinion.


TYRUS: What is flawed to the place we will not give our opinion anymore?


TYRUS: If you go to Joe Rogan on your medical recommendation, then, you already know, then, you already know, you possibly can come to me about being — and good relationships your complete life. I imply, in the event you could — it is a — it is an opinion. And Fauci jumped in and I’m not saying that he is been on the opposite facet of the fence. It’s been complicated attempt to determine from the CDC what we will do and what we will not do. They’re like, how are you going to get a vaccine? So nothing adjustments.


TYRUS: Well, I imply, it is complicated. So he gave an opinion and sure, he has a large viewership and he — and he is grow to be — he is the podcast is the way in which and so they cannot contact this. Of course, they will assault him however you possibly can’t go after him after giving his opinion and he was open the dialogue.


TYRUS: And he stated — he — and he backtrack. I’m glad he did not apologize. I’m glad he did not write a 12-page essay about how sorry he’s.


TYRUS: Good for you. He just stated that is what I believed. He acquired info, he goes, effectively, that is a completely different dialog. So he is the grownup within the room and sadly, the media and Pope Fauci aren’t. They don’t desire that.


MONTGOMERY: We — OK. We had lockdowns within the first place to guard older folks, to guard who’re most weak to the vaccine. Those are the primary folks vaccinated.


MONTGOMERY: So in the event you’re speaking about who must be vaccinated first, it is individuals who have the very best threat of dying from the illness or being hospitalized. And so, the individuals who have the bottom threat possibly discuss individuals who ought to get the vaccine final. And possibly it is as much as them whether or not or not they get the vaccine.

KILMEADE: Would you agree with this, Kennedy? If you can survive within the Octagon you must most likely be final to get the — I imply, Joe Rogan is a martial artist. He’s going to outlive.

TYRUS: Well, maintain on, maintain on, maintain on.

KILMEADE: But this isn’t survival, that is just your hell.



TYRUS: He talks about it. He calls it and he goes, oh, he acquired knocked out. No, you need (INAUDIBLE)

KILMEADE: Why is so hostile on a regular basis? Do you get him this offended?

TYRUS: No, Greg reveals me the notes you despatched him after I discuss.

KILMEADE: Again, I am unable to belief the man in any respect.

GUTFELD: All proper. Getting ugly. Figuring out. What makes males extra engaging? Well, you are taking a look at it.


GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS HOST: If he likes carrying manufacturers, control his arms. A brand new examine finds males who put on luxurious clothes with outstanding logos usually tend to be grime luggage. That’s science. Well, at the least extra more likely to cheat, based on analysis from the University of Michigan. They have universities in Michigan? Excellent work, guys. How did you conduct this examine? Watch each season of the “Jersey Shore”? I guess in addition they discovered that a man with a big Nike brand is extra more likely to just do it.

Study additionally got down to decide whether or not girls are extra drawn to males and flashy garments or males who’re wealthy. Authors say such clothes helps facilitate mate attraction, but additionally signifies poor long run parental funding, which is basically a difficult approach of claiming (BLEEP). So, let’s go to the lady on the panel. I at all times like saying that. That is you Kennedy for at the moment. You establish as a girl at the moment?

LISA KENNEDY MONTGOMERY, FOX NEWS HOST: Indeed, till the ladies’s restroom is stuffed with males, I’ve to go to the boys’s restroom. Use the john.

GUTFELD: I establish usually as a girl when there is no line.

MONTGOMERY: Yes, at ballgames.

GUTFELD: Yes, precisely. I get fairly indignant. Anyway, the place are we?

MONTGOMERY: So, this I, I studied Evolutionary Biology at UCLA, and it was a fascinating topic, as a result of a lot of it’s about you already know, threat aversion and parental funding. And the parental funding for males will be as little as 30 seconds. For girls, it is as low, and we’re speaking about, you already know, hominids, not anatomically fashionable people. For girls, it is the least parental funding is 4 years. So, you have got a lot extra in the event you’re a girl invested in really getting pregnant, and males wish to sign that they’ll procure sources.


MONTGOMERY: That you may be, you and your spawn will survive, your spawn will half spawn. That is reproductive success. And, and the, the last word conclusion is, in the event you have been big logos, then you have got very sturdy sperm, however you are not going to take care of them. Interesting.

GUTFELD: This is why Brian carries round a lot of sticks. Because you are at all times off — you are attempting to supply to love construct a fort for girls.

BRIAN KILMEADE, FOX NEWS HOST: Right, that’s true. I’ll say this do not ever name on her first and anticipate us to observe up, you’ll not get a higher reply than that and interval. But I’ll, I’ll say this. This is the one time the place measurement does matter, and massive is just not good. Small (INAUDIBLE) shirts imply it is a settling down kind, is that the conclusion? And these are the research the University of Michigan is doing. I feel in the event you go there, it is time to drop out. It prices $72,000 a yr, and I acquired brand measurement research?

GUTFELD: This is a good level. You know, Ari, I used to be considering like why do researchers do such a examine? It’s to allow them to ask ladies private questions at bars and brag about being a scientist. Oh, you already know, that is just for my analysis. Would you want to come back again to my place?

AIR FLEISCHER, FORMER WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY: Right. Now, that is the place the educating assistants ship of their undergrads to do that arduous work, together with asking if girls are drawn to males who’re wealthy. Yes, I imply that a college is to inform you this? But I do not, I do not after what it has been stated right here. If this was Harry, meet Sally, I’ve no response to that. What you stated what you stated, proper? Is he passing?


KILMEADE: Do you see my garments? Do you see what I’m not carrying?

FLEISCHER: That means you are just settling down tight.

GUTFELD: Yes, you already know, Tyrus?

TYRUS, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: First of all, that is a hit piece. This is a full hit piece. There’s no secret you place a polo on there. I acquired a polo on my shirt. I’m not a whore. This is a alternative.

GUTFELD: By the way in which, that is a enormous brand, nevertheless it’s on Tyrus.

TYRUS: But I feel what they’re attempting to say is that that males are likely to peacock. They attempt to present out and stuff like that. But it is not with garments. They do this for one another just like girls with lingerie. That’s for different girls although to point out them their stuff guys do not they use garments to point out that they acquired their stuff collectively footwear collectively. You appeal to a girl with a automobile or a large piece of knickknack or a jet that is why you see so many broke as brothers standing in entrance of anyone else’s automobile and taking a smile placing on her Instagram.

Like anybody can a girl say anybody can have one good outfit. Yes, they at all times take a look at your footwear. You know, I’m saying everybody has one good outfit, however is he carrying the identical footwear on daily basis? Yes, that is what they take a look at. This was achieved by lonely scientists attempting to justify that nobody’s going nuts over their white jacket that they are strolling round in campus. And in reality, you attempting to place over on Polo. This is a headpiece, is that this as a result of I made a joke about you not having mates final evening?

GUTFELD: Yes, I feel so.

TYRUS: First time within the historical past that Polo was being confused for peacocking.

GUTFELD: Brian, you solely have one pair of prime footwear.

KILMEADE: Right. I felt form of dangerous about this I hoped we go to interrupt proper after that remark.

GUTFELD: You know what —

FLEISCHER: I just discovered I had no concept that’s why girls checked out your footwear. I discovered that tonight I discovered a lot

MONTGOMERY: Absolute — that is the very first thing you do. When you are sizing up the person, the very first thing you don’t is watch. You take a look at his footwear watches are pretend however, however males do not suppose their footwear sign. They completely do. And, and second, the feminine model of the peacock is a p- hen.

TYRUS: Oh, effectively achieved. Just

GUTFELD: So, you already know. I got here up with a checklist of indicators of untrustworthiness to be present in garments. If his shirt is roofed in blood.

TYRUS: I concur.

GUTFELD: Is he carrying a hospital robe on the road? Right? Is there a blinking bracelet hooked up to his ankle? And final, if he is a grown man slash T.V. anchor who at all times carries an overstuffed backpack across the workplace.

KILMEADE: I’ll say this. You offered the query, we offered the solutions are these dangerous issues?

GUTFELD: There are dangerous issues.

KILMEAD: Those are dangerous.

GUTFELD: You are a dangerous individual. Somebody’s acquired to inform you that.

KILMEADE: And you probably have bloodstains, it is tight it to get it out proper?

GUTFELD: But by the way in which in the event that they haven’t any tripod it is prevented. That just for Brian Kilmeade. Nobody else. I’ll kill you. The pleasure can do it. All proper, do not go anyplace. Up subsequent, we learn the way every thing I stated this week was 100% correct.


GUTFELD: Welcome again. Let’s discover out if we acquired something flawed this week. For that, we go to our reveals Ombudsman, Steve Phoenix, Jr. Steve lives in a secret bunker 47 ranges beneath the earth and he watches T.V. 24 seven, principally within the nude. Now, he is been watching our present all week and he is right here to level out any errors we could have made. So, Steve, how did we do?

STEVE PHOENIX, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Honestly, Greg, sadly, not nice. Not nice in any respect. Let me just begin by saying that I’m not mad at you. I’m just upset in you. So let’s begin with Monday. On Monday, you stated this about vp Kamala Harris. Mike amigo, you wish to roll that clip?


GUTFELD: He thought that Kamala Harris was going to be the substitute, proper? The backup quarterback? Yes, I feel it is like as a result of it was the selection by the media, and never the selection by the folks. Because she sucked in the course of the primaries. She was like she had the bottom quantity within the primaries, and now she’s, she’s like a heartbeat away from the presidency.


PHOENIX: Greg, she didn’t have the bottom quantity within the major. Before she dropped out, she was pulling round 5 % she was forward of Yang, Bloomberg, Booker clover char Gabbert I’m 47 ranges beneath the floor of the earth. Totally nude slathered in a projective gel of my very own invention. And even I knew that.

GUTFELD: But you perceive —

PHOENIX: Now, I’m attempting to be — sure?

GUTFELD: You perceive that? I used to be just I imply, I wasn’t being precise. I used to be being directionally true.

PHOENIX: OK. OK. I’m attempting to be constructive right here. You’re getting defensive. We need you to get higher. But how might you neglect about New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, he had zero % assist, even in his house state. So, sure, Harris did not do effectively on the first. But she wasn’t the bottom. You are by no means the bottom in something if Bill de Blasio was concerned. And disgrace on you. Shame on you for not remembering. Fair sufficient.

GUTFELD: Fair sufficient. Fair sufficient.

PHOENIX: Oh, so thanks. This is hard love, Greg.


PHOENIX: And principally love.

GUTFELD: Speaking of robust love, is there an axe behind you?

PHOENIX: You know, my non-public life is mine. And I maintain it very sacred. Let me put it this fashion, Greg, you’ll finally be on this room with me. All proper, so let’s transfer on. Can we transfer on?

GUTFELD: Yes, we will transfer on.

PHOENIX: Because you had a very attention-grabbing thought this week about taxes. Mike, honey, you wish to pop that up?


GUTFELD: I’ve this concept that like, as a result of we do not care anymore about, about deficits within the debt? Why? Why not just not pay taxes for a yr?


PHOENIX: OK, let’s, you already know, let’s begin with the positives. Really attention-grabbing query out of the field thought. Keep asking questions, Greg. Keep being curious. There aren’t any quote unquote dumb concepts, besides possibly that one. In 2016, economist, Howard Chernykh, was requested about the identical thought. And this is the issue, revenue taxes about a 50 %, 65 % of the federal authorities’s cash. So, if nobody paid taxes, the federal government must borrow a lot more cash or scale back spending. Which do you suppose would occur, Greg? Rhetorical query, do not reply it. Yes.

GUTFELD: They would borrow.

PHOENIX: Yes, we might. We would borrow? Yes. Right. Yes. OK. Well, that is progress. And we would subject extra debt and the Chinese would find yourself proudly owning extra of us. Greg, Greg?


PHOENIX: Why would you like the Chinese to personal us?

GUTFELD: I do not. What I’m saying is we’re already in debt. So, what’s one other 2.5 trillion? We’re just including that to the debt. So it, does not matter. That was my boy.

PHOENIX: I do not know why I’m the 147 ranges under the earth and you are the one with a TV present. You need to suppose this stuff by way of Greg. And once more, I’m not offended. I’m just upset. And let’s bear in mind although, that is a interval, not just for critique, however a time to have a good time some wins. Let’s have a good time some wins.

GUTFELD: OK, I’m up for that. What wins?

PHOENIX: Brian? Brian Kilmeade. Honestly, large fan right here. Not positive why you are doing this present however you are a workforce participant and far respect. Earlier at the moment you stated on you already know, frankly one of many actual reveals on this community. You stated, you stated this Mikey, you wish to toggle that one up?


KILMEADE: Greg Gutfeld, who I do not personally like, however I do consider is good at instances and really profitable.




PHOENIX: that is, this is not actually a correction. I needed to agree with you and have a good time. I’m additionally not a fan of Greg’s.


PHOENIX: And as for the brilliance and success. Well, sure, that is America. It’s not about expertise. But I needed to name that out. Because there’s a lot negativity lately. And I like that you simply began out by lifting up the smallest amongst us. So Bravo.

Finally, Kennedy, a little factoid. I imply, I like every thing you do. Huge fan. Huge fan. Why? Why? Why is that this not your present? But I just thought, effectively, you already know, you are good to say that. Portland, as you stated, what would occur if the Raider resigned, it might be even worse. Interesting reality about Portland. There is not any deputy mayor of Portland. If the mayor resigns, there’s just no Mayor till the election. So, now —

MONTGOMERY: So, I get to be mayor.

PHOENIX: Well, I imply, I feel I feel that is one being made. I feel nobody being mayor of Portland is the very best final result for Portland.

What could possibly be higher? Right? I believed the entire thing Thank you.

Yes, you are welcome. started large fan. Greg, my transmission. Now my transmission. Now it has to finish. The gel that I’m protecting is dying is drying and flaking. And I’m sticking to my chair. Have a fantastic weekend. Greg,

GUTFELD: You too. See you later. Great man.

Coming up, what you think about blackmail, I name a section you requested.


GUTFELD: All proper, time for a new section that I’m calling —

ANNOUNCER: “PUNCHING DOWN,” Where Greg reads your mail.

GUTFELD: Yes, welcome to “PUNCHING DOWN” the place I learn your mail just like what the little jingle stated. All proper. Tonight’s version is sponsored by Squeeze It. As an 8-year-old boy again in 1996, I used to run house proper after college and Squeeze It to the mail.

First one is from Mott, “Fox said, this was going to be a comedy show how many weeks in will the comedy actually start?” Mott, the comedy begins the second you permit for work after which I ended by to bang your spouse. I child, I child that is not true. She normally involves my place. You do not get this sort of high quality leisure on “FOX AND FRIENDS.”

KILMEADE: Right. We do not normally put down our viewers.

GUTFELD: Yes, it is known as punching down.

KILMEADE: Oh, sorry.

GUTFELD: See, subsequent is a query from Jessie, “When is your show being canceled?” Jesse, very quickly really, which is dangerous information for me and excellent news for you. They are in reality canceling GUTFELD! And changing it with the viewer named Jesse Hour, the place you will be filmed in your small bed room emailing world well-known celebrities like me in between pleasuring your self to novice porn on a musty twin mattress and consuming funyuns together with your toes. It will not do higher within the scores in my present, however you’ll beat Don Lemon. And that is all that issues.

Anyway, this is a query from Christie, “Why, why can’t you see that being awful mean and hateful to people isn’t comedy?” Who stated it was Christie, are you listening to voices once more? I instructed you earlier than these voices aren’t actual you already know Christy I hear voices too on daily basis the articulation of Clive oh and tells me to eat gentle bulbs. But I do not more often than not anyway in order that I requested you additionally ignore the voices in your head as effectively. Unless they inform you to fulfill me on the Port Authority Bus Station this Saturday evening with a brown paper bag full of huge payments and a jar of mayonnaise.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Christy, that is Clive Owen go to the Port Authority Bus Station this Saturday evening with a brown paper bag full of huge payments and a jar of mayonnaise.

GUTFELD: Clive’s actually busy. George asks, “Are you on or off your meds?” George, if meds is a nickname on your mother, then sure, I’m on meds and off meds and on meds. So, the reply is on and off. Also, George, are you able to make me a sandwich and go away it of their fridge earlier than you go to work? I normally get fairly hungry.

Next query is from Norman, “Are you going to ever hire comedy writers for the show? Well, Norman, are you ever going to hire comedy writers for your face? Maybe he’s right. That wasn’t my best work. Actually, we’ve hired an entire crew of comedy writers pumping out five star copy around the clock. I think we have tape of them. They get so excited when I mentioned them on T.V. and they do a great job. Stay right there. More stuff is next.


GUTFELD: Put that down, Brian. Before we go, let’s do this.


GUTFELD: As you know, I took Wednesday off and decided to have a great time in this wonderful city called Manhattan. I am a celebrity. Just thought I’d throw that in there. Went to Central Park and oftentimes their little promotional giveaways and there was a cart and a man giving away free Red Bulls.

I don’t normally drink red pool because I just gets me to wired but there was Anderson Cooper, pounding him like it was nothing and then he just couldn’t handle couldn’t handle it. With going crazy around the park bumping into people it was really rude. Very, very rude. There he goes again. Anyway, splendid fellow I might add. There you go.

Set your DVRs every night so you never miss an episode. Thanks to Brian Kilmeade, Kennedy, Ari Fleischer, Tyrus, Steve Phoenix, Jr., our studio audience. “FOX NEWS AT NIGHT” is subsequent. I’m Greg Gutfeld.

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